To the Annoying Woman Across From Me

Dear Lady,

I have three questions for you. 1) Are you in a public space? Yes. 2) Are there other people around you also in said space trying to study/get work done? Yes. 3) Are you playing music from your computer at an obnoxiously loud volume? Why yes you are!

Please turn it off before I lose my patience and A) either retaliate with my own music or B) jettison your computer from the second floor balcony.

Thanks!